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A time honored tradition in online circles I no longer hang out in, a Trip Wonker is the single trippiest optical illusion known to mankind. Use it, and your whole world will start warping around. Walls will melt, spoons will bend, your hand will quiver, AND IT'S ALL LEGAL!!

Using a Trip Wonker is easy. Provided below is a step by step guide, and a handy Trip Wonker for your own personal use.

  1. Stare at the center of the Trip Wonker for at least ten seconds. (Your eyes will want to look away, but focus on the center as intently as you can.)
  2. Stare at any solid object in your house and watch it warp!


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